A Very Funny Essay

This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS Exam held
in year 2002-2003 in Islamabad . The candidate has written an essay on
Cow:

"COW"

He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female , he gives milks, [but will do so when he is
got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk.
Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have
any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and
drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated
in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
which alight on his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The
palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.


This is the cow.